water cooler :: I'm going to be a daddy!

Congrats..   Uh oh.. Diaper changes..  

Nope, no diapers.
I'm just gonna stick the kid's soiled ass in the toilet and flush until s/he's clean as a whistle.

At least until my wife finds out and beats the living shit outta me.

Quote (Grim @ Jan. 10 2006,21:52)

Nope, no diapers. I'm just gonna stick the kid's soiled ass in the toilet and flush until s/he's clean as a whistle. At least until my wife finds out and beats the living shit outta me.

Grim,

You'll be amazed what you get used to. My first biological children were twins 6 weeks premature. Feedings every three hours 24hrs a day. The first 5 months are only recalled in video and pictures. Our brains shut down. You'll become a semi pro diaper changer and baby swaddler in no time.

Chris

Twins....now theres a concept.
As in the Brothers Grim(m).
The Grim Sisters doesn't have quite
the same ring to it.
Anyway, congrats to you and yours Grim.