| ke4nt1  
 
 
 
 
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|  | Posted: Mar. 14 2005,13:01 |  |  Dear John,
 I was burning your DSL to a new CD, and I burnt it for too long , I think ?
 What is the correct temperature for burning DSL ?
 
 Dear John,
 My husband spends all his time in DSL. I can't get him to stop.
 I even tried using two of your business-card discs as pasties to get
 his attention ! What can I do?
 signed
 desperate for XP
 
 Dear John,
 I am an 31337 cracker.
 Where is the warez ?
 tnx.
 31337
 p.s. Where is the pr0n ?
 
 Dear John,
 My wife spends all her time using DSL discs for ...well ...erm
 she uses my two business-card discs as pasties to try and
 get my attention ! What can I do?
 signed
 desperate for DSL
 
 Dear John,
 your stoopid damn small linux dosnt work you fool ..
 next time make something better .. no offense ..
 this isn't a complaint or anything it's just that im a windows user
 signed
 knee-deep into B.S.O.D.
 
 Dear John,
 Can DSL help with my hemorroids?
 My XP Home edition is a pain in my a$$..
 signed
 I.M. Swolen
 
 Dear John,
 What were you thinking?
 I've got nearly 650 MB's of wasted space on my CD.
 
 It is all your fault..
 
 You will pay for this..
 
 I know where you live..
 
 signed,
 w.a.s.t.e.d.
 
 Dear John,
 I recently installed DSL on my home computer.
 I went out-of-town for a week, and when I came back home,
 my computer was still running DSL just fine.. Just like I left it..
 Is this normal?
 signed,
 I.R. Rebooten
 
 
  
 73
 ke4nt
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