Joined: Dec. 2003
||Posted: Jan. 11 2006,04:02
|Quote (Grim @ Jan. 10 2006,21:52)|
|Nope, no diapers. |
I'm just gonna stick the kid's soiled ass in the toilet and flush until s/he's clean as a whistle.
At least until my wife finds out and beats the living shit outta me.
You'll be amazed what you get used to. My first biological children were twins 6 weeks premature. Feedings every three hours 24hrs a day. The first 5 months are only recalled in video and pictures. Our brains shut down. You'll become a semi pro diaper changer and baby swaddler in no time.