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jpeters

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Posted: Aug. 02 2008,19:51

Re: engineers; you have to give credit where credit is do:

Ticked off engineer

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Posted: Aug. 09 2008,00:24

189 Funny UNIX Error Messages

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Posted: Aug. 09 2008,10:03

unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep 10h

And you thought unix was nice

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Posted: Sep. 17 2008,13:19

I found this while surfing.

http://www.minds.nuim.ie/~cyberax/blog/?cat=7

A Linux House
Being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed.

UNIX
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Linux Friendly
Linux is user friendly. Its just picky about who its friends are.

Microsoft
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Failure
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

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Posted: Sep. 23 2008,02:55

As a United States veteran, I find a couple things about Linux funny.
First off, I would never have dared to boot a Kernel.
But I have seen a Kernel panic (pun intended).
Then when shutting down, it's not enough to terminate all processes, they must then also be killed!

When I first downloaded Damn Small Linux a friend would call up and ask "What are you doing this evening?"
"I'm just playing with Damn Small."

But my favorite error is:
Too few arguments
I wish I heard that more often!

Thanks all. I needed a good ROFL about now.

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