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Dear John,
I was burning your DSL to a new CD, and I burnt it for too long , I think ?
What is the correct temperature for burning DSL ?

Dear John,
My husband spends all his time in DSL. I can't get him to stop.
I even tried using two of your business-card discs as pasties to get
his attention ! What can I do?  
signed
desperate for XP

Dear John,
I am an 31337 cracker.
Where is the warez ?
tnx.
31337
p.s. Where is the pr0n ?

Dear John,
My wife spends all her time using DSL discs for ...well ...erm
she uses my two business-card discs as pasties to try and
get my attention ! What can I do?  
signed
desperate for DSL

Dear John,
your stoopid damn small linux dosnt work you fool ..
next time make something better .. no offense ..
this isn't a complaint or anything it's just that im a windows user
signed
knee-deep into B.S.O.D.

Dear John,
Can DSL help with my hemorroids?
My XP Home edition is a pain in my a$$..
signed
I.M. Swolen

Dear John,
What were you thinking?
I've got nearly 650 MB's of wasted space on my CD.

It is all your fault..  

You will pay for this..

I know where you live..

signed,
w.a.s.t.e.d.

Dear John,
I recently installed DSL on my home computer.
I went out-of-town for a week, and when I came back home,
my computer was still running DSL just fine.. Just like I left it..
Is this normal?
signed,
I.R. Rebooten

:)

73
ke4nt
Dear John -

I was so excited to come across your DSL software since I live in the country and it's impossible to get a decent connection speed. It took me along time to download but I figured it was worth it since I would have a blazing fast connection with DSL after I got the software.

Well, in short, this is such a piece of crap! after booting the CD, my connection wasn't fast at all! As a matter of fact, I couldn't even get ON the net!!! DSL is supposed to be fast with phone lines, what gives?

yours truly,
 
Country Bumpkin

:p

Chris
Heh.

How about porting the Windows "BSOD Screensaver" to linux & adding it to DSL?  :p
BSOD is available as part of Xscreensaver
Dear John,

I tried to put dsl onto my business card and it didn't work.  I don't know what you were thinking, but when I put the card in the drive, it didn't do anything.  Sure, I don't have fancy, fine paper cards, but you need to make dsl so that it can be burned onto any type of paper.  When I ran it past my MIS guy, he looked at me funny and told me that was the dumbest thing he's ever heard.  He said I was lucky the paper didn't catch fire.  You're lucky you weren't there because you would have felt really foolish.

You need to be more careful in the future before making rash, unfounded claims like you can take a business card and turn it into a bootable cd.
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