Nebetsu
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Posted: Feb. 05 2005,08:12 |
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I noticed a while ago and put it into my rant about Windows XP called "Touch My Dos Games and Die"
Here it is if you want
| Quote | If you're anything like me, you would know what a failure Windows XP is to someone who wants to play real games like Jazz Jackrabbit, Commander Keen, Epic Pinball, Xargon, Jill Of The Jungle, etc. They totally disregard people who actually enjoy the greatest games that mankind has to offer. Why? Because we're a minority. Most people have forgotten about such great classics. If you havn't even heard of these games, I should slap you. If you are remembering 5 to 10 years ago when you played these games, I should yell at you and tell you to go play them again. Go play them! NOW!
With that out of my system, I should continue this. Windows XP. The XP stands for experiance. I think it either stands for "illiterate", because XP does NOT make me think of "experiance". It makes me think of that little emoticon annoying people use after every comment they make on the net. I think Microsoft has just gotten away with sticking his tongue out at every person who had to pay $300 because they had to "get with the times". To me it's like "Ha ha! You can't play Jazz Jackrabbit again!" Well you know what you little nerd? I can! I bought a second computer so I could play dos games. I'm playing my dos games and there's nothing a nerd and his money can do about it. I know he's in there. In his castle on the edge of a cliff steaming about how I am playing dos games when he thought he succeeded in making them useless. I have beaten Bill Gates.
I also have a prediction on what the new windows operating system will be: Windows (_|_). That's right. I think he's going to try and have some sorry excuse to the fact that he's going to ASCII-Moon all his customers. The jerk. I think someone should kick him right in rear end until his nose bleeds and broadcast the footage on the net. Noone gets away with taking away my dos games. Noone. |
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